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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 754 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 673 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 663 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?