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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8404 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.
