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MindBlownFactsMC SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Do you know what’s truly mind-blowing? Our Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a llama on a rollercoaster. We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of TNT, and more surprises than a chest full of diamond blocks. So come on, join us and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a fireworks factory!

CraftyLoveAdvice

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brutally honest, Communication, Confidence, CraftyLoveAdvice, dating advice, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Honesty, love, personal growth, red flags, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you single ladies out there!

Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are all top-tier builders, so you know they’ll treat you like the queen of the block. Plus, our chat is always buzzing with flirty banter and hilarious pick-up lines. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got Creeper Love?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary love stories. We’ve had players meet in-game, fall in love, and even tie the knot in a virtual wedding ceremony. Talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So don’t waste your time crafting a love potion, just hop on our server and let the romance flow. Who knows, you might just find your player two.

HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we strike at houthi targets in yemen after they attack our destroyers in the game! we have crazy battles and explosions that will blow your mind! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and to show those houthis who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBrides

activism, BlockyBrides, child marriage, children’s rights, controversy, culture, Ethics, gender inequality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, Outrage, protest, Social Issues, tradition, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha, and creepers telling knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of tacos!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their epic dance moves. and if u can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, u become the ruler of the server and get a crown made of enchanted emeralds.

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, fellow minecrafters!

CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	1110
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	4792
New Chunks Explored:	44965	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

AffinityMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

37.230.138.167:25620

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Catch a Book, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, Ultimate, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless Gift, Zenless Launch, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft, zhu yuan

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3212	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

StepSisNoHouse4U

blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	947	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

BookWorm SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!