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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1522 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 443 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
