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NoBreakNoCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Love Letters Sent:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4438

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6675	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Emeralds Found:	5938
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4649

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Enchantments Applied:	187
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	887
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!