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Middle earth Realms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Dragons Tamed:	2

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	590295	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	6195	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	6295
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Farms Harvested:	619	Dragon Eggs Found:	6396
Villages Defended:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	167
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4777	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ores Mined:	7671
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!