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Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3632

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	53782

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	184334
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

action, Adventure, augments, capcom, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Craft, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, FANTASY, madness, Minecraft, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, Riftslut Edition, RPG, slash, slay, video game, Wiki

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	946
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Advanced technology, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, female robots, fembots, feminism, future society, futuristic, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human-machine interaction, Humanoids, machine learning, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Technology, urge

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2276	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8377	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1428
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

#youtube, 2.., Adventure, Brad, BradCraft, Elder Scrolls Online, Eso, ESO Brad, ESO gameplay, EXTRA, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, gaming content, mmorpg, online gaming, role-playing game, Sequel, tutorial, Video, Walkthrough

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)