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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Adventure, advertisement, BROKE, Community, Drama, Exploring, Friends, Gaming, Griefing, HACKING, Heart, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Peace, Pigman, Raiding, relationship, rules, Sandbox, Server, smp, Spamming, stealing, Survival, zombie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, awareness campaign, Conflict, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, education, European countries, Geopolitics, Global Issues, ignorance, international relations, knowledge, learning, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	949
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

NeighborSnitch Minecraft Server

Evidence, Minecraft, neighbor accusation, neighbor apology, neighbor communication, neighbor complaint, neighbor conflict, neighbor confrontation, neighbor dispute, neighbor dispute resolution, neighbor misunderstanding, neighbor package delivery, neighbor package retrieval, NeighborSnitch, package delivery, package delivery error, package delivery mix up, package investigation, package theft, postal worker, security footage, Server, theft accusation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, playing on this epic Minecraft server, when suddenly a postal worker shows up at your virtual door demanding evidence of a missing package. Turns out, your in-game neighbor has been pulling a sneaky move, claiming packages never arrived when they actually did. The drama unfolds as you whip out your security footage (yes, your Minecraft house has security cameras) proving your neighbor’s guilt. The postal worker is shook, the neighbor is caught red-handed, and you? You’re hailed as the hero of the server for exposing the package-stealing villain next door. Join our server for more wild adventures and unexpected twists like this – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

BioMumNoThanksDNA

adoption, biological brother, biological family, biological mother, BioMumNoThanksDNA, compromise, discomfort, dna testing, emotional, genetic history, INFORMATION, IRL meeting, medical history, mind games, neglect, OVERWHELMING, phone call, relationship, reunion, social services, Support

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	2553	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure like no other, where you can mine, build, and survive in a world full of surprises. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question reality just like finding out you’re actually adopted at the age of 24!

Imagine the drama of reconnecting with your long-lost biological family, only to realize you’d rather fight off a horde of zombies in Minecraft than have a heart-to-heart conversation with them. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual block-building mixed with the emotional rollercoaster of a family reunion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

$69 Life Changer SMP

affordable, Affordable Luxury, Budget, Buy, changer, cost effective, game changer, Impactful, inexpensive, Investment, item, less than $69, Life, life changing, must have, practical, Purchase, smp, Transformational, under $69, under budget, useful, valuable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to buy a life-changing item for less than $69 – what could it be, you ask? How about a magical pickaxe that turns dirt into diamonds? Or maybe a potion that lets you ride a flying pig? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearsome ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of riches beyond your wildest dreams. And let’s not forget about the mysterious portal that leads to a land of endless cake – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get stuck in a sugar coma!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonders!

CrazyCraftersUnited

Abnormal, BIZARRE, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, deranged, eccentric, erratic, extreme behavior, internet forum, mental illness, odd, offbeat, Online Community, outlandish, peculiar, people, strange, subreddit, Unconventional, Unhinged, weird

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4315	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players so unhinged, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little kitten. Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a giant roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

MaduroMustGo Minecraft Server

anti-Maduro demonstrations, authoritarian regime, Democracy, electoral fraud, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroMustGo, Minecraft, nationwide rallies, opposition, opposition movement, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, PROTESTS, reelection claim, Server, social justice, south america, Venezuelan

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	151
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier rallies than the Venezuelan opposition against Maduro! we don’t want no reelection claim, we just want you to join our wacky world of blocky fun! our rallies are so lit, you’ll be mining and crafting like never before. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild adventure! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to overthrow the establishment…or just build a cool house, whatever floats your boat. see you in the game, comrade!

Pixel Diplomatic Dispute

accreditation, Diplomatic, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomats, Dispute, embassy closure, foreign affairs, government action, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, news headline, norway, office, oslo, Palestinian, PIXEL, political tension, ramallah, Revokes, shutters

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally legit, dude. plus, we have this secret underground lair where you can battle zombie llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, a total party up in here. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MetaCraft: Symmetry Breakers

all-dielectric metasurfaces, breakers, configurable designs, ETH researchers, fabrication scheme, Hybrid metasurfaces, light manipulation, material science, metacraft, metallic metasurfaces, metamaterials, nanophotonics, nanostructures, nanotechnology, optical devices, optical engineering, out-of-plane symmetry, photonics, research advancements, structural colors, surface plasmon resonance, Symmetry

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we combine the best of both worlds like a mutant spider pig! our server is like a hybrid metasurface, with the power of metallic and all-dielectric metasurfaces combined! we have a simple fabrication scheme that will blow your mind, just like when a creeper sneaks up on you in the dark.

our out-of-plane symmetry is so broken, it’s like trying to build a house with invisible blocks! but don’t worry, our versatility is off the charts, just like when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava. we can generate structural colors that will make your eyes pop out of your head, just like when you see a diamond ore for the first time.

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get crafting, mining, and building like there’s no tomorrow!