Asmongold ranking – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ShiggySMP – Minecraft SMP: Shigure’s Revenge

character dynamics, Confrontation, consequences, creative writing, Decision making, emotional response, fictional scenario, find out, home, Interactive, Minecraft, moral dilemma, narrative development, personal boundaries, rape thread, Rapesyou, Revenge, Roleplay, ShiggySMP, Shigure, Shigures, smp, storytelling, UI, Unexpected Encounter

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of a community where anything goes, including creating outrageous threads like “Make a Ui rape thread” (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think). But beware, if Ui finds out about your shenanigans, they might just track you down on your way home in the game! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next crazy Minecraft SMP story!

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LootCraft Minecraft Server

budget planning, debt management, family dynamics, Family Support, financial assistance, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial struggles, immediate needs, long-term solutions, Lootcraft, lottery jackpot, lottery luck, Lottery winnings, Minecraft, parental opinions, personal finances, responsible money management, Server, sibling disputes, sibling relationships, wealth distribution

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate responsible money management and outrageous family drama! 🤑

🎉 Join us and experience the thrill of winning big like our 28F player who scored $500,000 in the lottery! 💰 But watch out for her 32M brother who’s always looking for a handout to pay off his debts. Will she cave and give him $30,000 or stick to her guns and offer a measly $5,000? The drama unfolds on our server!

🏡 Build your dream house with your winnings, start a business, or just enjoy the chaos of family dynamics gone wild! Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where money talks and family drama walks.

💸 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of financial responsibility and sibling rivalry in the craziest Minecraft server around! 😜 #MoneyMatters #FamilyFeuds #WinBigOrGoHome

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PillowPvP: GF Edition

anger, anime convention, black butler, body pillows, breakup humor, breakup tradition, Chronic pain, Communication, compromise, Disrespect, Edition, figurine, geek, non-geek partner, Nostalgia, physical health, pillowcases, PillowPvP, Poster, relationships, rotating bedsheets, Sebastian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things geeky and weird! Looking for a place to express your love for body pillows? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players who understand the therapeutic powers of a good ol’ body pillow.

Join us and share your hilarious breakup stories involving body pillows. Need a new pillow to help you get over that creeper who blew up your heart? We got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find comfort and laughter in the form of body pillow art.

And don’t worry about anyone destroying your precious pillowcases, because on our server, we value and respect everyone’s unique quirks and obsessions. So come on in, grab your favorite body pillow, and let’s build some epic memories together! Who needs a partner when you have a body pillow by your side, am I right?

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SmallTownVibesMC SMP

close relationships, community closeness, connection to nature, friendly neighbors, hometown feel, knowing everyone, lack of traffic, local businesses, local events, peaceful environment, rural charm, sense of belonging, sense of community pride, sense of safety, simpler lifestyle, slower lifestyle, slower pace of life, small town living, SmallTownVibesMC, smp, support system, Tight-Knit Community

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you long for the simple pleasures of small-town living? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Forget about traffic jams and noisy neighbors, on our server, the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs crossing the road. And who needs a crowded city when you can have endless acres of virtual land to explore and build on?

But the real reason to join our SMP? The small-town gossip, of course! You’ll never run out of juicy rumors and scandalous stories to keep you entertained. From secret affairs between villagers to epic battles with the Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment in our little corner of the Minecraft world.

So pack your bags, leave the city behind, and come join us for a one-of-a-kind small-town experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of our virtual village!

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CreeperCulturalClash

adapting to new culture, CreeperCulturalClash, cross-cultural experience, cultural adaptation, cultural adjustment, Cultural awareness, cultural difference, cultural differences in new country, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural integration, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural shock, Cultural traditions, expat life, foreign country, living overseas, moving abroad, Multiculturalism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cultural melting pot of craziness! When you join, you’ll notice that instead of building houses, players are constructing giant replicas of famous landmarks from around the world. Want to live in a blocky version of the Eiffel Tower? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server also has a unique feature where players can communicate in different languages using only Minecraft emojis. It’s like a game of charades, but with creepers and pigs!

And if you’re feeling homesick for your own country, don’t worry. We have a special area on the server where players can create their own mini countries complete with their own laws and governments. Want to start a revolution and overthrow the blocky dictator? Go for it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of cultural differences and absurdity. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography while you’re at it!

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LithuanianCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Capital, civil society, Conference, Democracy, democratic opposition, eastern europe, freedom of speech, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, international support, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, Minecraft, New Belarus, opposition leaders, political activism, political change, political exile, protest, regime change, Server, solidarity

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can join the ‘New Belarus’ democratic opposition conference in the Lithuanian capital. u can build ur own protest signs and march through the streets of the virtual city, demanding freedom and justice for all blocky citizens. join us for epic battles against the evil dictator, Steve, who is trying to take over the server and impose his tyrannical rule. show him that the power of friendship and unity is stronger than any diamond sword. come join the revolution and fight for a better tomorrow in this epic minecraft server!

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Pharaohs vs. Putin’s Army

Alliance, Army, battle, Combat, Conflict, conflict zone, eastern europe, egyptians, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Pharaohs, Putins, Recruitment, russia, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where egyptians recruited by russia are fighting in kharkiv oblast! why? because the pharaohs have risen from the dead and are leading the charge against the creepers and zombies! build your own pyramid base and team up with the mummies for some epic battles! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a giant scarab beetle boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

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ShroomCraft: Healing Adventures

Adventures, Alternative Medicine, depression, emotional well being, healing, healing mechanisms, high dose, holistic healing, inner healing, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, mind-altering substances, mood disorders, placebo, psilocybin, psychedelic, Psychotherapy, serotonin receptors, ShroomCraft, study, Therapy, Treatment

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate healer, man. we got psilocybin triggers that will like, totally unlock your inner healing powers, bro. like, you’ll be feeling all the good vibes and stuff, it’s like a spiritual journey in Minecraft, dude.

join our server and experience the ultimate trip of a lifetime, man. we got players reporting stronger feelings of inner healing, like, who needs therapy when you got psilocybin in Minecraft, right? it’s like, a whole new level of relaxation and enlightenment, bro.

come on, join us and let the magic of psilocybin take you on a wild ride of self-discovery and healing. it’s like, the best trip you’ll ever take in Minecraft, dude. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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DiplomaticaMC – Where pixel politicians trade diamonds for votes and gold runs the world!

alliances, Announcements, cheap prices, Custom Map, diamonds, DiplomaticaMC, Discord Channel, dream city, Dungeons, Economy, GOLD, gold standard, mobs, Nations, PIXEL, Player Base, politicians, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, rules, runs, smp, society, Staff Team, Survival, Tools, Towny, Trade, Votes, world

DiplomaticaMC Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny. No upkeep is required, so you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(Coming Soon!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated and populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools.

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store. Prices are cheap and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you can stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Rules, information, and announcements are all available there for interested players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on DiplomaticaMC?	No, the server is free to join and play. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How do I create a town or nation in the server?	Towns and countries can be created using the Towny plugin. Players can start their own towns and choose to join or form nations with other towns.
Are there regular updates and events on the server?	Yes, there are regular updates and events including custom staff-built dungeons with unique rewards for players.
Can I interact with other players on the server?	Yes, players can interact with each other, form alliances, trade items, and engage in geopolitics on the server.
How can I stay updated on server news and announcements?	Join the Discord server linked above to stay updated on server news, rules, and announcements.

VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#video game discussions, Discourse, gaming communities, gaming community behavior, gaming community conversations, gaming community dynamics, gaming community engagement, gaming community experiences, gaming community interaction, gaming community opinions, gaming community perspectives, gaming community platforms, gaming community preferences, gaming community trends, gaming culture, gaming forums, Minecraft, online communities, Opinions, Server, V, video games, VidyaCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and llama-licious charm.

2. Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! Our server allows for the craziest creations you can think of. Want to ride a pig into battle? Sure, why not!

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons somewhere in the server. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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