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Gaylords R Us

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Animals Bred:	147	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	5992
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	270857	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7840
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8342
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	9875
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

drqz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.