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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    âť“FAQ – Unanswered Questionsâť“

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    đź’¬Random Quotes from “Players”đź’¬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Instant Argon

    Instant Argon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Instant Argon factions. Build and cooperate with your faction members to take down other factions, gain resources, and become the most powerful group on the server! Do you have what it takes?

    54.39.200.206:25576

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Euleria

    Euleria

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Geopolitical server with Towny and more, come join we are extremely new and would love new players to create towns and nations, and most importantly, a community.

    173.237.48.100:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Supreme Smp

    Supreme Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for an extraordinary Minecraft adventure?!!!? Expansive Economy: Dive into a server with a massive economy system that’s fully integrated into the gameplay. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to amass your wealth and build the empire of your dreams. The possibilities for economic success are endless! Ranks and Tags: Rise through the ranks and become a true legend in our server community! With a wide range of ranks to achieve, you can unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities that will set you apart from the rest. Showcase your achievements and personality with unique tags! Exciting Crates: Prepare for a thrilling surprise with our incredible crate system. Earn keys through various activities or purchase them in-game, and unlock rare and valuable items to enhance your gameplay experience.

    SupremeSmp.apexmc.co:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kyber Craft

    Kyber Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    KyberCraft: Minecraft’s best StarWars experience. We have custom cooded Force abilities, X-Wings/TIE Fighters, Ion Cannons, and Blasters. We also have Lands, Quests, Multiple worlds in the Galaxy, shops, and arenas. You can fight bosses from the series or make a new land with your friends amongst the stars!

    play.craftkyber.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP