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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

101602160, academy guide, argentina, CDKEY, Crypto, economics, free months, friend code, gamepass, Gaming, kinguin, Lending, Minecraft, Paypal, red dead redemption 2, RedemptionCraft, rice and mayo, Server, Steam, Tax, third-world country, Xbox, Xbox Series S

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Animals Bred:	83	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	723	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6389	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

election results, Emmanuel Macron, far-right defeat, french democracy, French elections, French politics, French society, French voters, government formation, hung parliament, left-wing victory, LeftyCraft, legislative gridlock, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, political analysis, political implications, political landscape, political parties, political shift, political win, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCollapse

AIRPLANES, breakdown, collapse, Communication, communication breakdown, Connection, CraftyCollapse, Disaster, emergency, family, Friends, global impact, infrastructure collapse, ISOLATION, PHONES, Ships, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, world infrastructure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!

PulseCraft: High-Power RF Fun!

Ablation Therapy, Cardiology, Cardiovascular Medicine, Electrophysiology, feasibility, Fun, high power, HighPower, Interventional Cardiology, Medical research, Original Research, outcome, Pulmonary Vein Ablation, Pulmonary Vein Isolation, pulsecraft, Radiofrequency Ablation, research study, Safety, Short Duration, Treatment Outcome, University of Leicester, University Study

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	150
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Villages Defended:	16	Mines Excavated:	2639

lol, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a maze that will make u lose ur mind.

if dat ain’t enough to convince u, how about dis crazy story: one time, a player found a magic wand that could turn anything into cake. they went around turning all the mobs into cake and having a giant cake party. it was so wild, even the creepers were dancing!

so come join us on dis server and experience the most insane adventures of ur life. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female, Friendly, Fun, games, Gaming, Girls, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	122
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xtsw.vanillaboxmc.ru

Welcome to Murk World, where the mobs are scarier than your ex! Join us for chaos, quests, and PvP madness. Auzzie accents optional.

Accents, Australian, auzzie, Bragging rights, call of duty, Chaos, Combat, custom classes, Eco Pets, Join, Ladder board, leaderboard, madness, mobs, MONEY, Murk, Nuketown, Optional, powerful allies, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Quests, Resource Gathering, Rewards, RPG, scarier, Skills, smp, Train Pets, Unique abilities, world, zombie map

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	2667
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Server Overview

SERVER IP	murkpvp.sparked.network

Features:

MCMMO
Mob Arena
Quests
Eco Pets

Join our server for a unique MMO experience with RPG-like elements!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I level up skills in the server?	Yes, we have MCMMO plugin for skill leveling.
Is there a PvP arena?	Yes, we have Mob Arena where you can team up or go solo to survive rounds.
How many quests are available?	We have over 200 quests with rewards and questlines.
Can I have pets in the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train Eco Pets with unique abilities.
Will there be map resets?	No, there will be no map resets on our server.

EUcraft – Minecraft server

brexit, citizenship, culture, Economy, EU, EUcraft, Europe, European, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, european identity, european integration, european parliament, european union, eurozone, History, Identity, member states, Minecraft, Politics, Schengen Area, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most European server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.

– Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens to… you guessed it, flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our European wonderland of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

MiddleEastCraft – The MENA Minecraft Server

MENA, MiddleEastCraft, Minecraft, Server, اسرائيل, الجزائر, الشرق الأوسط, المغرب, انبعص, بوستات, خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ, سعابيله, شأشأ, شمال إفريقيا, كيبورد, وعي ذاتي, ينبعص

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!

So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!