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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
