Aselia Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9292	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8695	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mines Excavated:	3540
Dragon Eggs Found:	9016	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Zombie Dances:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	980181
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4317
Villages Defended:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3864
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!