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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7615 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.
you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.
plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
