Artoria Launch – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyBillionaires
Accountability, billionaires, Corruption, CraftyBillionaires, Democracy, draining the swamp, elections, Ethics, INEQUALITY, influence, leadership, oligarchy, policy, Politics, power, public service, REFORM, special interests, transparency, US government, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the billionaires have taken over and are running the show! Join us as we navigate through a world where the richest of the rich are in charge, making decisions that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and amusement.
Ever wanted to see what it’s like to have a billionaire as your mayor, or a millionaire as your police chief? Well, now’s your chance! Watch as they try to navigate the world of Minecraft, making outrageous decisions and creating chaos wherever they go.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of money in your virtual bank account). So come on in and see how the draining of the swamp is going in our crazy, billionaire-filled world!

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Methane Madness: Geoengineering Gone Wrong
air pollution, air quality, atmospheric methane, atmospheric research, Benefits, climate, climate change, climate solutions, environmental impact, Environmental Science, geoengineering, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas emissions, madness, methane, methane oxidation, methane removal, Oxidizing, scientists, Technology, technology for oxidizing methane, Utah, wrong
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin’ excitin’ goin’ on? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own world, but also fight off giant mutant chickens and ride on rainbow unicorns! this server has it all, from epic quests to crazy mini-games.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? ya, it’s totally real and totally awesome. plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes (well, sometimes).
so what r u waitin’ for? come join the fun and adventure on this epic minecraft server! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

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TradeVill
Builder, crafter, Crafting, cryptocurrency, Economy, entrepreneur, gameplay, innovation, market, marketplace, Mechanics, Mining, MODERN, PvE, Rewards, Staking, success, Survival, Tokens, virtual currency, Virtual Economy, wealth
Welcome to TradeVill – where innovation meets Minecraft!
Dive into a server like no other, featuring: Marketplace: Seamlessly buy and sell resources directly within the game. Staking System: Use in-game tokens to stake and grow your wealth. Earn Tokens: Gain tokens by mining blocks and crafting items – rewarding your creativity and hard work! Our server is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft gameplay with modern cryptocurrency mechanics. Whether you’re a builder, a crafter, or an entrepreneur, there’s something here for everyone.
Features: – Fully integrated in-game marketplace. – Earn tokens through mining and crafting. – Staking system for added rewards.
Start your journey on TradeVill today – where every block you mine brings you closer to success!
tradevill.fun:10101

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Calypso
Abilities, Bosses, Builders, Calypso, challenging gameplay, Cosmetics, Dungeons, Economy, Explorers, Game, Grinders, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pets, PvP, Quests, redstone builders., Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla
KALYPSO RPG is a semi-roleplay game and survival multiplayer type of server which caters any type of players, grinders, explorers, builders, redstone builders, and many more. Expect dungeons, strong bosses, abilities, skills, cosmetics, pets, and quests to satisfy your desire for a challenging gameplay.
kalypso.minecraft.best

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Day One Fags Remember 1.21
BETRAYAL, consequences, crawling back, Day, day one, Deceit, Deception, deserve, Fags, Fauna’s debut, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, lesson learned, Manipulation, past, Please remember, realization, remember, right, self reflection, Trust, warning signs
Yo, listen up, losers! I’ve been saying it since day one of Fauna’s grand entrance – she’s a total fake! Just take a peek at her shady history, it’s all there. And now you all wanna come running back to me, admitting I was right? Nah, you get what you freaking deserve, suckers!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and drama hotter than a creeper explosion. We don’t play by the rules, we make our own. So if you’re ready to dive into a world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. But remember, you better watch your back because you never know who’s lurking in the shadows ready to take you down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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BlockBae Minecraft Server
BlockBae, boundaries crossed, boundary issues, boyfriend troubles, claustrophobia, communication problems, diary secrets, emotional boundaries, lack of respect, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal boundaries crossed, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy violation, reddit account, relationship problems, Server, sorority trauma, trust issues, yelling at boyfriend
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee not to invade your personal space like this girl’s boyfriend!
Join us and never worry about someone reading your diary or using “AI engineering tools” to figure out your secrets. Our players know that boundaries are important, and we make sure to respect them at all times.
Plus, we promise not to corner you in a virtual bed and make you feel claustrophobic. Our virtual beds are spacious and cozy, just the way you like it.
So come join our server and leave all the drama behind. We may not have sororities or frat guys, but we do have a community that values privacy and personal space. Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by boundary-crossing players – join us today for a safe and respectful gaming environment!

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SickFartShowerNoNo
Asymptomatic, Boyfriend, CHILLS, cleanliness, consideration, Covid-19, Empathy, Fever, gas, hygiene, IBS, Illness, Recovery, relationship, respiratory symptoms, shower routine, sick, SickFartShowerNoNo, stench, sweating, wearable blanket
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like no other. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sweaty Fart Blanket Clan. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but their stench. Will you join their ranks and become a master of gas-powered warfare?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring some air freshener – things can get pretty funky around here!

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TeacherGoneMinecraft
administration, allegations, consequences, disciplinary action, dismissal, education, Faculty, gossip, Incident, investigation, Mystery, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School, school community, Staff, Students, suspension, Teacher, TeacherGoneMinecraft
Ever wonder what happened to that one teacher at your school who mysteriously disappeared? Well, rumor has it they were sucked into the vortex of our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth and maybe even rescue them from the clutches of the pixelated realm. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

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SemiticCraft Minecraft Server
Announces, antisemitism, Awareness, Counter, discrimination, education, global initiative, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, International cooperation, intolerance, Jewish community, Minecraft, new plan, Peacebuilding, Prevention, SemiticCraft, Server, social media campaign, solidarity, strategy, Surge, UN, united nations
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of antisemitism with our pixelated swords and blocky shields. the UN has declared us the official protectors of all things jewish in the minecraft world, so you know we mean business.
we have giant menorahs that shoot out fireworks, dreidels that spin and knock out enemies, and matzah balls that explode on impact. our players are all certified kosher warriors ready to take on any challenge that comes our way.
if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about fighting for justice and equality, then this is the place for you. join us today and help us make the minecraft world a safer and more inclusive place for everyone.

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CraftyCreeperz
Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, president, prime minister, SECURITY, trump, united states
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE IF TRUMP WAS PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT AND HE SAID “YEAH ISRAEL, GO FIGHT HAMAS IF DEY ACTIN’ UP” HAHAHAHAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY PVP BATTLES LIKE ISRAEL VS HAMAS BUT WITH BLOCKS AND DIAMOND SWORDS. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA WINNER, ISRAEL OR HAMAS?! 😂🤣🔥🗡️ #TRUMPAPPROVED #BLOCKWARFARE #ISRAELVS HAMAS

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