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Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Votes:	734	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	484554	Dragon Eggs Found:	7679
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6202	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4754	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3606
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!

ToxicTamponMetalMadness

14 brands, 16 metals, 30 tampons, arsenic, brands, contaminants, Evaluation, health, heavy metals, hygiene, lead, Levels, Measurement, menstruation, Pollution, research, study, tampons, toxic metals, ToxicTamponMetalMadness, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.