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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	1028
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

actualize, adaptation, Anime, blocky, Brain, comedy, Consciousness, female orgasm, Filler, hardwired, haruhi, haruhi suzumiya, Kyon, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, perfect, Personality, secret, Server, State of Consciousness, Supernatural

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2102	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2617	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8258
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

MysticShadows

Adventure, Auctions, Bank, Casino, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Elevators, Exploration, Leaderboards, Magic, mobs, Parkour, Parrot, Quests, Ranks, Residence, Shops, Spawners, Survival, Survival Games, titles, tutorial

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	2504	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to MysticShadows Survival! Step into a magical world with a pretty-looking spawn that sets the perfect vibe for your adventure. Whether you’re a new explorer or a seasoned survivor, MysticShadows has something for everyone!

Unlock special ranks like VIP, VIP+, MVP, Moderator, Admin, or even Owner! Each rank grants you access to exclusive VIP kits, helpful commands, and awesome tags to make you stand out. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at the Crates for valuable rewards, or take a chance in the Casino!

For adventurers looking for a challenge, we offer a unique quests system with exciting rewards. Test your skills with challenging parkour courses or find a parrot companion to join you on your journey. With Residence, you can claim and protect your own land, keeping your builds safe from others.

New to the server? Our easy-to-follow tutorial will guide you through the basics and help you get started. Plus, we have shops stocked with perks, commands, backpacks, and more, a SpawnerShop, elevators, and even a bank for all your storage needs.

Take on levelled mobs for added thrills, track your progress with leaderboards, join auctions for trading rare items, and make use of death coordinates to find your lost items easily. Unlock titles as you accomplish feats and rise to fame in MysticShadows!

Jump in and explore this unique world full of possibilities and adventure – we’ll see you there!

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Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

chick, Chick Late teens 20s 30s 40s Homeless Down on luck Adopted Nudist Daughter Money Chores House Find Driving Homeless shelter Help Support Generosity Compassion, magnet, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!

Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.

But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP

character creator, Character customization, character design, companions, Customization, Disappointment, female character, Female Protagonist, Frustration, Gaming, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, lack of options, Minecraft, player agency, player choice, player expectations, role-playing game, sexism, Shit, smp, video game

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Votes:	8321
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	95

Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

Quantum Smp

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, java edition, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3731
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	209
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to Quantum Smp.We provide best experience of lifesteal+potionsteal smp.We provide lagg free experience with lots of featues like Crates,Jobs,Specific PVP Arena,Spawners,etc.Join us now!!

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Holy Land Minecraft Server

cultural facade, HOLY, Islamic law, Islamic nations, Islamic traditions, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim countries, Muslim identity, Muslim in name only, Muslim population, muslim world, Muslim-majority countries, North Africa, political Islam, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious hypocrisy, religious identity, religious practice, religious tolerance, secularism, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Votes:	9129	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and explore a world where Muslim countries are Muslim in name only – that’s right, we’ve got camels riding on flying carpets, mosques made out of diamond blocks, and halal chicken farms that produce enchanted golden nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sheikh Steve, who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the desert temple of doom! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden oasis where the water flows with unlimited XP!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Chip’s Cozy Minecraft SMP – Happening in Palestine #2107

Al Akhbar, Ceasefire, Chip, CHIPS, Clips, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Happening, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nabih Berri, Nakba Documentary, nato, News, palestine, smp, Talmud, tkd, TKDTJD11, US Marine, US proposal

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to DENOUNCE the Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and fight against Glowniggers trying to subvert our server!

We have insane events like the Battle of Chama where players can target shrines and triangle areas in southern Lebanon. And don’t forget about our Livestreams featuring intense PvP battles and epic base raids!

But that’s not all, we also have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict because why not mix politics with Minecraft, right? So come join us and be a part of the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! Just remember, ONLY NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND KIKES POST SHIT WITHOUT SAUCE, so bring your A-game and get ready for some wild adventures!