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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4832
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyBargains

affordable products, affordable shopping, bargain items, best things under $10, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap finds, cost-effective buys, CraftyBargains, discounted products, economical finds, frugal shopping, great deals, inexpensive items, low-cost purchases, money-saving buys, pocket-friendly purchases, thrifty shopping, under $10, value for money, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Animals Bred:	97
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3899	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	2442
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

tempestrealm.com

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	5854

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

play.cometsmp.net

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

1.21.1, Adventure, age, Allowed, Chat, chat reports, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, disclaimer, Discord, Dynmap, Global community, Group Builds, hermitcraft, Immersion, Inclusivity, java, Join, mainstay, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mods, Player Voting, Proximity, proximity voice, Reports, restrictions, Scicraft, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Vote, Voting, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6033	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2419	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

approach, attractive, Behavior, chick, Compliment, cute, exclusive, fat, Implications, instagram, messages, Minecraft, photos, puzzled, response, Server, sexual, Sexy, Story, Transgender, Understanding, Videos, WOMAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!