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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 999 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6488 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!