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Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	919
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Elysia – Where creeper hugs are mandatory, but griefing is not allowed! Come join the fun, 16+!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We reset only two weeks ago for our new 1.21 season, and are fighting the dragon shortly!
About Elysia	I started Elysia several years ago and it has grown into an incredible community. It is a whitelisted server with a focus on inclusivity and a relaxed vibe.
Features	(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Armor Stand Tools Discord > server chat A web based world map Gradual world border expansion Grief prevention systems Adult staff team Opt-in only PVP Decorative player heads Decisions made by community vote Sleep skip
Non-Features	Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief and we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
What is the age requirement?	The server is for 16+ dedicated players.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include Proximity Chat Mod, Armor Stand Tools, Discord > server chat, web based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.
How can I join Elysia?	To join, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

Country Coping Minecraft Server

Community Resources, coping, coping mechanisms, coping mechanisms in different countries, Coping skills, coping strategies, coping strategies in different cultures, coping techniques, Country, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Emotional support, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, Minecraft, resilience, self-care, Server, social support, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	1255
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and leave your troubles behind as you embark on a hilarious journey through a virtual world filled with wacky characters and outrageous adventures.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs through the sky, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the chaos in your country!

Bear/Bull Market Minecraft SMP

BearBull, bears, Bulls, financial markets, investing, market, market analysis, market behavior, market conditions, market dynamics, market fluctuations, market indicators, market outlook, market performance, market predictions, market sentiment, market speculation, market state, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of dealing with bears and bulls in the stock market? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be trading is diamonds and emeralds. No need to worry about market crashes or short squeezes here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Rumor has it they have access to rare enchanted items that can’t be found anywhere else. Join our SMP and uncover the mysteries of the Villager Illuminati.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have formed their own punk rock band. They put on explosive concerts every Saturday night that are not to be missed. So come join us and rock out with the creepers, trade with the villagers, and leave the bears and bulls behind in the market where they belong.

PadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, brother-sister relationship, buying pads, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girlfriends reaction, menstrual products, Minecraft, PadCraft, Pads, period cramps, Principles, Server, shame, sister, sister’s needs, sister’s request, societal expectations, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for wild adventures like the time I had to buy pads for my sister because she ran out during a period emergency. And guess what? My girlfriend was so shocked that she couldn’t believe I would do such a thing!

But that’s not all – we also have epic debates about whether it’s socially acceptable for siblings to help each other out during menstruation. Trust me, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and absurd stories, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next!

SisterWeddingNoGo

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, Cheating, compromise, DATING, Guilt, maid of honour, Messaging, messy breakup, missed calls, refusing to go, relationships, sister’s wedding, SisterWeddingNoGo, Support, Surprise, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister’s wedding.

Imagine a world where your best friend’s maid of honor is actually your ex who cheated on you – talk about a plot twist! Will you choose to attend the wedding and face your past, or will you stand your ground and refuse to go like a true Minecraft warrior?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like something out of a soap opera?

Join us now for a server experience like no other, where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

NoobLearns2Play Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer exclusive llama riding and flaming potato juggling lessons every Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama whispering or potato sculpting. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner llama-taming, potato-juggling master!

Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6754

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

CraftyDefensePay

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	8615	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver

Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!