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EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mines Excavated:	3207	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2225	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	988
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	540
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Items Found:	7753	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	4319	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

bargain hunting, common sightings, Community, consumer culture, convenience, diverse crowd, everyday encounters, local hangout, Neighborhood, people watching experience, people-watching, public spaces, retail stores, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habits, social interactions, Stereotypes, unexpected encounters, Walmart, WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	2797	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

KyivCraft: German Combat Air Support

Air, berlin, Combat, combat planes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, German, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military support, opposition leader, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	136
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and creepers dancin’ in da disco. u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.