Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.
Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!
our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?
join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!