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FilipinaGF Minecraft Server

asian girlfriend, asian women, Commitment, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, dating preferences, Filipina girlfriend, FilipinaGF, Filipino culture, Filipino partner, filipino women, finding love, international dating, Interracial Relationships, long-distance relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, online dating, relationships, romance, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Filipina girlfriends just waiting to build with you! Join now for a chance to find your perfect pixelated partner and create the most epic pixel art together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

CatCraze Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, cat, CatCraze, Chasing, comfort, crying, growling, hissing, hurt, Maine Coon, Minecraft, obsessed, overreacting, parents, Picking up, Safety, scaredy cat, scratched up, Server, sister, swatting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

bizarre eats, bizarre meal combos, eccentric eating habits, meal combo, odd food choices, odd pairing, out-of-the-ordinary eats, outlandish food, peculiar food combinations, peculiar meals, quirky dishes, quirky snacks, SnackCraftMadness, strange cuisine, strange food pairings, unconventional meal ideas, unconventional snacks, unique snacks, unusual food, unusual meal choices, weird snack

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Divine Spears Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

1.20.1, animations, Create, Discord, Fabric, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, Server, Shaders, StahlfaustMC, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Waystones, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6641
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Farms Harvested:	354	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

Voice ChatDistant Horizons (with

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

among many other

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

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AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

Adult, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Argument, criticism, DATING, double standards, high school, ignorance, judgment, Maturity, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, normalniggers, prejudice, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	5773
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

70s, 80s, Community, Dance, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, humor, jokes, Know The Difference, memes, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, Rhythm, Server, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	401676

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

WeddingWarsCraft

affair partner, DAUGHTER, Disrespected, emotional impact, estranged mom, family dynamics, funding, healing experience, milestone events, missing birthdays, parental roles, rekindling relationships, Resentment, Single dad, special day, stable environment, Support, walk down the aisle, Wedding, WeddingWarsCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!