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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3575 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).