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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2056
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	4498	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Farms Harvested:	317
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ores Mined:	8970

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2942	Players Killed by Monsters:	1734
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Farms Harvested:	174	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	7623	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!