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  • WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad

    WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5177
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unexpected guests are treated like royalty! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and glamour, just like the time my mother-in-law demanded to have her makeup and hair done for my wedding, even though she’s not a bridesmaid and I’ve only met her once.

    But fear not, for on this server, everyone gets pampered like a princess, even if it means causing chaos and confusion for the makeup and hair stylists. So come join us for a wedding day experience like no other, where you never know who might show up demanding to be beautified!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server

    TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7166
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6503 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6430 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPervs: Depravity Edition

    PixelPervs: Depravity Edition
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4144
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7842 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Enchantments Applied: 177
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4945 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of depravity! Witness players doing the most outrageous and NSFW things you can imagine, from building giant phallic structures to organizing naked dance parties in the town square. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2788
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Ukraine and Russia combined! Forget about peace talks, we got Yermak commenting on Trump’s latest statement while building giant pixel art of their faces!

    Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles or team up to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss.

    We promise you’ll have more fun than a political summit gone wrong, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo

    SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2697
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!

    we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!

    we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FiresideFiasco

    FiresideFiasco
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where things are never on fire? well guess what, fire is on things on this server! u can watch as fire dances on buildings, trees, and even other players! it’s a fiery fiesta up in here! come join us and see the magic of fire on things for yourself! who needs boring old regular fire when u can have fire on things?! join now and experience the heat! 🔥🔥🔥

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  • TwitCraft2022: AZ Election Madness

    TwitCraft2022: AZ Election Madness
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 781
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than the 2022 U.S. midterm elections! Our chief election officer (who also happens to be a Minecraft pro) gets more hate tweets than anyone else in the game. Like, seriously, over 30% of all tweets are straight up aggressive! It’s like a PvP battle in the Twitterverse, but with blocks and creepers instead of words and hashtags. Join us for the ultimate showdown and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s goooooo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!

    The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2098
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Farms Harvested: 665
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

    Server Address mc.minelanders.com
    Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
    Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

    Overview:

    We have launched the 6th Summer Server Edition of the server two weeks ago! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a lovely Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

    Community Night!

    Every few weeks we host a custom made map/ event for the community! This version’s first community night will be this Saturday. Players will have to survive in a twisting labyrinth, both from the monsters and each other. All the while discovering what hidden secrets lay inside, and maybe even find a way to escape?

    Vanilla Reimagined

    General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

    Features:

    • We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
    • We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
    • We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
    • The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
    • Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

    Rules:

    1. Play in good faith
    2. Be respectful of other players
    3. No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
    4. Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
    5. No cheating
    6. Alt accounts must be known to staff
    7. No releasing personal information about another player
    8. Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

    Pictures from the last edition of the server:

    Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

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  • TwinkSnatch Minecraft Server

    TwinkSnatch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5946
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 New Chunks Explored: 729325
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Brazilians stealing all the twinks on other servers? Have no fear, because on our server, we have a strict “no twinks for Brazilians” policy! Join us and help defend against the invasion of Brazilian twinks. Plus, did we mention that Portugal has fallen on our server? That’s right, you can explore the ruins of Portugal and uncover hidden treasures while fending off Brazilian twinks. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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  • HolyCraft: Modest Russia Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft: Modest Russia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 1417
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your pixelated pals and show off your best dance moves!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

    And if you’re feeling a little adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s the hottest ride in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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