areolas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

Ypipo Love Asian MC Server

acceptance, asian, Asians, cultural perceptions, cultural pride, cultural values, Diversity, Interracial Relationships, love, minority groups, pride, racial acceptance, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, self worth, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, validation, ypipo

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so awesome that even Asians pride themselves on being loved by ypipo here! That’s right, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even the most discriminating Asians can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with a lot of free time. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to meet him and witness his epic building skills in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Blocky Bob!

CraftyCaught

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crops Grown:	3360	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of getting caught red-handed doing embarrassing things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing you’ll be caught doing is having a blast! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the most outrageous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community where getting caught in the act means getting caught having too much fun!

BanBookDiversityCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can like, BAN BOOKS? yea, u heard me right. on this server, we ban all books that have diverse authors and characters. why? cuz we like to keep things boring and basic, duh. who needs diversity when u can have the same old white characters over and over again, amirite?

join our server for the most mind-numbingly bland experience ever. u won’t find any interesting perspectives or unique voices here. just the same old tired tropes and stereotypes. sounds fun, right?

come on over and see for yourself why banning books is the new trend in minecraft servers. who needs imagination when u can just stick to the same old, same old? it’s gonna be a blast! or not. but hey, at least u won’t have to think too hard.

Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Server Information
SMP Version	Beta 1.2
Updates	Progressive
Join Us	Experience old Minecraft

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the SMP running on?	It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
Is it Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
How can I join as a premium player?	You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

Join our Discord server for more information

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, Catholic conversion, Catholic doctrine, catholic faith, Catholic sacraments, Catholic teachings, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Church establishment, church history, Convert to Catholicism, gates of hell, Holycraft, Jesus Christ, Keys of the kingdom, kingdom of heaven, Matthew 16, Minecraft, Peter, Roman Catholic Church, Server, Teachings of Jesus, Two thousand years

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	9116
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.

Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

RosemiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a field of exploding sheep!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.

CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub

aita, Apology, college dropout, Communication, CraftyHub, Credit, credit card, Crunchin, Decision making, Elderly, family, financial decisions, forgiveness, gamestop, Hub, husband, joint account, line of credit, Marriage, Mother, PS5, relationship, Trust, unexpected expenses

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	2222
Mines Excavated:	2836	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

EasterBunny.exeNotFound

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover the x-rated version of finding out that the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!

Bowl2PlateCraft

Bowl, Bowl2PlateCraft, Cooking, culinary arts, Curvature, design, Dining, dishware, Evolution, Food, gradual change, Home decor, kitchenware, Limit, Plate, Progression, serving, Shape, tableware, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls turning into plates and plates turning into bowls. it’s a wild ride of culinary chaos and confusion.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.

we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.

our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

age, Agreeableness, Behavior, Development, EgoCraft, Empathy, Generosity, grow, growth, longitudinal study, Mellowing, narcissism, Narcissistic, NARCISSISTS, people, Personality development, personality trait, Psychology, research, self-importance, study, Study participants, Traits

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Votes:	4874
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!