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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Votes:	7081	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1065	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	231
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!