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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9522
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8464
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6150 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6739
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 136 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2267 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Votes: 6863 Dragon Scales Harvested: 121
    Crops Grown: 4300 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1324
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5188
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 8051
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Animals Bred: 55
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 816
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1018
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 182165 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HookedOnMinecraftSMP

    HookedOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6669
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFHikeOrBye

    GFHikeOrBye
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3900
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7690 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7693
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3543
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

    Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

    Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCriminalEmporium

    CraftyCriminalEmporium
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 5975
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Enchantments Applied: 133

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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