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Korone’s Plushie Paradise Minecraft Server

collectible plushie, cute plushie, free plushie, Giveaway, Hololive community, Hololive fan, Hololive Friends, Hololive merchandise, Hololive news, Hololive Plus, Korone fan, Korone plushie, Korones, Koyori fan, Koyori plushie, limited time offer, Minecraft, online shopping, Paradise, PLUSHIE, Server, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8153
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! Join us and you’ll get a free Korone or Koyori plushie that will bring you good luck in all your mining adventures. Legend has it that these plushies were crafted by the Minecraft gods themselves and will protect you from creepers and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the plushie power guide you to victory!

NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	3020	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	4247
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crops Grown:	2604
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Farms Harvested:	496	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!