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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8051 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 56 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 5891 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.