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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9171 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?