Apsis – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

> he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

America, BELIEF, Campaign, CHANGE, Economy, election, FIX, Government, Hope, Improvement, leadership, Minecraft, optimism, policy, Politics, president, Promises, REPUBLICAN, smp, Thinks, trump, Trust, Usa

Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

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MomKnowsAll Minecraft Server

adult child, adulting, Assertiveness, bank account, Boundaries, college expenses, Communication, Confrontation, Expenses, family dynamics, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, MomKnowsAll, Monitoring, overprotective parents, overreacting, parental control, personal finances, privacy, Questioning, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to track your every move like this overprotective mom! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no nosy parents snooping on your every purchase.

Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!

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StepBlameCraft

blended families, divorce aftermath, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, StepBlameCraft, teenage behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

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Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

#earworm, beats, blocky, brain stuck, brainwave, brainworm, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant loop, ear candy, Edition, last song, Melody, mental playlist, mental soundtrack, Music, musical loop, musical obsession., on repeat, repeat, stuck in head, Stuck On Replay, tune

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

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TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist, foiled plot, intelligence, investigation, Isis, ISIS-inspired., law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Police, Prevention, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTowerTakedown, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, Towers

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

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CraftyComradesMC

#sustainability, activism, business ethics, campaigners, consumer advocacy, corporate accountability., corporate decision-making, corporate responsibility, CraftyComradesMC, environmental impact, ethical business practices, global market, HUMAN RIGHTS, multinational corporation, PRESSURE, public relations, Russian business, shareholder activism, social change, stakeholder engagement, Unilever

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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Neuron Growth Simulator

Artificial Intelligence, brain development, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health treatments, brain simulation, cognitive health, computer simulation, diseases, Future, growth, Medical research, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurological disorders, neuron, neuron development, neuron growth, neuroscience, SIMULATOR, Technology, treatments

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

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🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zero.bestixworld.ru

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Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

apply, building, Chill, classic, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Duces, faces, Fresh, Good Vibes, group, hang out, History, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Simple, Vanilla, whitelist only, Whitelisting

Minecraft Server Info

Server Overview:

Server Type:	Vanilla SMP
Whitelist:	Yes
Community:	Established since 2013
Features:	No plugins or mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
Is there an age requirement to join?	We are looking for players 18+.
How can I apply to join?	Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

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