Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1865	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3658	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

ancient manuscripts, Ancient Secrets, catholic church, conspiracy theories, hidden knowledge, historical documents, historical revelations, History, HOLY, Minecraft, religious artifacts, religious history, Secret Archives, Server, Vatican, Vatican archives, Vatican City, Vatican conspiracy, Vatican history, Vatican library, Vatican mysteries, Vatican secrets, Vatican treasures

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	7444	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

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