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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3596 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?