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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1761 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and a pet llama that spits out gold nuggets.
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