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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
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oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.
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