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HandlessLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotions, Empathy, Etiquette, Funeral, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, HandlessLove, Minecraft, mourning, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

ExWifeBabysitter420

blended family, childcare, co parenting, custody, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeBabysitter420, family dynamics, Grief, judgment, Kids, Loss, Memory, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stay at home mom, step-parenting, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	216
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

absurd excuse, ate, bizarre excuses, creative excuses, dumb excuses, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, far-fetched excuses, flimsy excuses, funny excuses, hilarious excuses, homework, lame excuses, laughable excuses, lava, outrageous excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, smp, strange excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses, weird excuses, worst excuses

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

CraftyLiesMC

cognitive distortion., CraftyLiesMC, denial, introspection, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-realization

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

air violation, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime conflict, maritime security, military aggression, military presence, Minecraft, naval incursion, protest, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, territorial waters, Waters

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Star Shards Collected:	181	Dragon Eggs Found:	8337
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, Espionage, extradition, extradition treaty, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, madness, Maduro, Mercenaries, Mercenary, Military, political gifts, power dynamics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crops Grown:	7747	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4320
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

HeartAttackRisk30, Lootcraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	290	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6967	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

Active, Adults, armor stand, blocks, building projects, Challenges, Community, content creators, Demand, Events, games, gemstone, Lag-free, lilypad, ONLINE, Regions, Shops, smp, Sponsorship, Square, stocked, voice chat, Work/school commitments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	5468
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/shahedcraft/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
Sponsorship	Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
Mods	Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
Community	Global community with active mods

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

Abilities, action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, coolest guys, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, Fighting, friendship, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, Powers, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, strength, Supernatural, teamwork

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!

AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

Advanced, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Atri, AtriCraft, Automation, banter, blocky, futuristic, high performance, innovation, machine learning, Panties, pantyshot, ROBOT, robotics, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics innovation, robotics research, robotics technology, Server, smp, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!