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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4220 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 601192 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
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