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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	111
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2277	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Farms Harvested:	901

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?