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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2855 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!