| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Map Reset | Never |
| Allowed Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Rules | No stealing, griefing, hacking |
Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.
The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.
Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.
No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3093 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3660 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2513 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 941 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.
But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 21 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.
But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1143 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4632 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4728 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8621 | Magic Items Found: | 8548 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.
So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1209 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 818 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Join us for a killer time as we explore the twisted minds of these notorious criminals. Build your own creepy lair and hide from the authorities just like they did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some dark secrets hidden within the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can reenact famous murder scenes or try to escape from a haunted mansion. And don’t worry, we have plenty of security measures in place to make sure things don’t get too real.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a blood-curdling adventure unlike any other. Just remember, watch your back and never trust anyone with a rare surname!
