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TempusanjiSisters Minecraft Server

#youtube, Choreography, Creative, Dance, Duo, Energetic, Entertainment, Fun, Minecraft, Music, music video, not like this, Performance, Server, Siblings, sisters, social media, TALENTED, Tempusanjisisters, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing cows who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a cow in a disco ball-filled cave!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These chickens are so skilled, they can even do backflips while pecking their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Emeralds Found:	2863	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4355	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	187
Players Killed by Monsters:	9866	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	4191
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	975	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.