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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 267 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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