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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ores Mined:	3655	Votes:	7418
Void Armor Forged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7173
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6836
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3930
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	2849
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	6802

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	821044
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Potions Brewed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!