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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2378 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9464 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2463 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7657 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2752 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
