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Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Secret Passages Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3087	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	971	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	327	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.