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RuckusCraft: Uncle’s Wild Adventures!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Uncle Ruckus has opened up his own Minecraft server and it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join Uncle Ruckus as he leads you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. But be warned, Uncle Ruckus is a bit of a hoarder and he might try to keep them all for himself!

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join Uncle Ruckus and his wacky world of Minecraft madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Advent Calendar Minecraft Server

advent, advent calendar, Angels, atlantid, Calendar, christmas, controversy, cultural appropriation, decorations, Diversity, holiday, irish, Minecraft, Nordic, Nords, Problematic, representation, santa, Server, snowmen, social justice, Stopped, Store, white girls

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4043	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the advent calendars are causing controversy. We’ve got Nordic, Atlantid, and Irish white girls causing chaos with snowmen, Santa, and angelic Nords. Join us if you want to be part of the most dramatic advent calendar saga in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Empyreum, Events, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Getter Robo, ghost stories, Goblin, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Over the Garden Wall, patch notes, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Votes:	3580

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like a tummy cat on a Tuesday! We’ve got patch notes that will blow your mind and resources that will make you question reality.

Join us for our future meetups and events that are so wild, they’ll make you want to log on every day! From ghost stories dubbing to Getter Robo meetups, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our Christmas theme mixer – it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion!

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together. Who knows, you might even find diamonds in the most unexpected places!

MineCrafty Work Experience Server

career development, Experience, job duties, job performance, job performance assessment, job performance evaluation, job performance expectations, job performance feedback, job performance improvement, job performance metrics, job performance standards, job responsibilities, Job skills, job tasks, job training, minecrafty, part-time work, Professional Growth, Server, superior direction, supervision, work, work experience, workplace experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old work experience requirements on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server doesn’t count being a streamer, micro-celebrity, or freelancer as work experience! That’s right, you can join our server even if your only job was being a part-timer at a fast food joint (as long as you had a boss telling you what to do).

Join our server and leave your boring work experience behind! We only care about what you can build in Minecraft, not what you did in the real world. Plus, we have insane stories of players who went from flipping burgers to building entire cities in the game. So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky work experience requirements holding you back!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

batsu game, comedy, Comedy Show, Diamond, Entertainment, funny, gaki, game show, humor, Japanese comedy, Japanese culture, Japanese humor, japanese television, Japanese variety show, Laughter, long tail tag, Minecraft, physical comedy, prank, secret, silent library, slapstick humor, smp, society, tv show

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Bigfoot and earn his respect?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wild!

💎CHERRYMINE💎 Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cream’s Craft Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, Character concept, Craft, cream the rabbit, Creams, cute animals, family friendly, fan favorite, friendship theme, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer game, playable character, puzzle solving, Server, Sidekick, sonic the hedgehog, spin-off game, story driven game, teamwork, Unique abilities, video game ideas

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Cream the Rabbit action? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Cream the Rabbit paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with Cream the Rabbit-themed challenges, quests, and even a Cream the Rabbit petting zoo (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be amazing?)!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly Cream the Rabbit swoops in on a flying unicorn and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with her killer moves? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with Cream the Rabbit merchandise – because who wouldn’t want a Cream the Rabbit plushie to cuddle with while you mine for diamonds?

But that’s not all – our server also has exclusive Cream the Rabbit skins, so you can strut your stuff in style as you explore the blocky landscape. And rumor has it that if you collect enough Cream the Rabbit-themed items, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Cream the Rabbit reigns supreme as queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Cream the Rabbit awaits!

From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP

black history, civil rights movement, Crafting, cultural shift, Interracial Relationships, Lynching, Minecraft, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inequality, racial integration, racial justice, racial progress, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racial violence, racism, smp, social progress, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”

But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

animal body part, animal rear end, animal reproductive system, ass, Goat, goat anatomy, goat behavior, goat breeding, goat care, goat diet, goat eyes, goat farming, goat health, goat hooves, Goat Horns, goat meat, goat milk production, goat species, goat tail, goat wool, Livestock, long tail tags: farm animal, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!