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PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Items Found:	2599	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	7361

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/sandnetwork-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3345
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	629	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!